Taliban splinter cell training army of Sasquatch

News reports are flooding in regarding a rogue Taliban splinter cell who is training an army of Sasquatch. this has created a backlash of angry mothers using social media tools like Twitter and Google+.

Most comments are angry over the fact that most Sasquatch are babies. while they are 12 feet tall, they only have the equivalent mindset of a 10 year old Canadian child, and are mostly just playful rather than vicious and dangerous. this raises the question if action should be taken from the United Nations to shut down the terror cell located in the arctic.

Rumors have been spreading around the Internet, speculating that the Russians originally funded the project to use the Sasquatch for peace time war operations against counties that oppose their goals for global domination. we are unable to confirm if these rumors are true.

Reporters have been dispatched to Nordland and Northwest Territories, in hopes some one might get to the bottom of this breaking story.

We will keep you updated as this story continues to unfold.